Introducing
A towel that finally acknowledges the elephant in the bathroom. Two zones. Two purposes. Zero confusion.
You step out of the shower, grab your towel, and pause. Which end did you use on your face yesterday? Which end... elsewhere? It's a question no one talks about, but everyone thinks about. Until now.
The Origin
It started as a joke between friends. A late-night conversation about the unspoken anxieties of towel usage. But the more we thought about it, the more we realised — why hasn't anyone solved this?
So we did. We created a towel with two clearly marked zones: FACE and BALLS. Simple. Clear. Revolutionary in its obviousness.
No more mental gymnastics. No more uncertainty. Just grab, check the label, and dry with confidence.
Bold, woven labels on each zone. FACE on one end. BALLS on the other. No confusion, ever.
500GSM organic cotton that's soft, absorbent, and built to last. This isn't a novelty — it's a genuinely excellent towel.
Each zone has its own colour, making it instantly obvious which end is which. Form meets function.
Some boundaries shouldn't be crossed. Now they don't have to be.
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