The Fix
Two Zones. Labelled.
We split the towel into two colour zones and wove a label into each end.
Light end: FACE. Dark end: BALLS.
That's the whole idea. Grab the right end, use it with confidence. The labels are jacquard woven — part of the fabric, not stuck on top of it. They won't peel, fade, or wash out.
It should've existed years ago.